“BSCS CLASS PROPECY”

After our graduation, it really feels good to unwind. I put on my 3D glasses, laid back and relax. Analogue clock appeared and turns its hands so so fast.

I ‘m gonna watch Disney’s Aladdin starring David Archuleta and Selena Gomez. But wait! Did I enter the wrong theater? Instead of David what I am seeing is Ian Rev Sumagaysay and instead of Selena, it’s Leslie Balbarada. Is it for real? I tried to remove my 3D glasses but I can’t.

I’ve no choice but to watch this ridiculous movie. The movie continued, based on what I can see, the two of them are the most promising love team in – Hollywood? There is an interview; spotlight is on Jesse dela Cruz, the head for 3D Designs in Walt Disney. My seat began to shake. Another scene, more of a real world, the setting is inside the boardroom of a tall building. Name plates in front of them, they are all stockholders of the biggest software company in the world, Microsoft. They are Stephanie Ubugan, Hilde Valles, Michelle Antonino, Margielyn Gomez, Sunday Lyn Lumajen, Hazelyn Datiles, and Rose Ann Almeida.

But what really surprised me is the president standing in the middle of the board room. The one who replaced Bill Gates is Rupert Ponsaran, on the side is his secretary, Noelyn Pagharion.

Once again I tried to remove my 3D glasses, still I cannot. The movie keeps on going, now it is on politics. The current President of the Philippines is giving its state of the Nation Address, the camera zoomed in and saw Ronna Estorninos giving her SONA and complemented on PNP Major General Jason Distor, AFP Commander Rovelson Diego, SPO1 Rj Jashtin Cocjin, and SPO2 Karl Marx Dusal for their outstanding service. With them is the Vice President Lester Arcangeles, Speaker of the House Jean Isiderio, Senate President Ronjel Delfin. In front of Madam President Estorninos are Senators jane hazel Aldea, Evelyn Batobalonos, Cathylyn Floro, Aisa Francisco, Tina and Genalyn Lunas, Congresswomen Carla Barrera and Amie Natalio and Brgy. Captain Karl Stephen Miranda, Capitana Jimielyn Franco, Kagawad Jan Michael Dolfo, Sangguniang Barangay Chairman Sherlyn Beso and Lupon Member Arlyn May Ganub.

I can’t believe it! Those people are applauding for Peter Paul Tanong, Christian Aniero, Andy Asis, Jerson Albaladejo, Razel Dumagon and Francis Beramo for they have upgraded the Online Game Warcraft DOTA, it is now called Warcraft DUTA – Defense Under the Ancient, no more Sentinels, all Zombies. Here comes PHP. I wonder who maintains it now. As if the movie heard me and Diomar Urdas, Shane Dizon and Shiela Baes appeared on the movie. They became so rich because of the widespread use of PHP in programming. But no one can beat Adrian Fortaleza; he is now the master in Search Engine Optimization, whew!

The curtain opened and Shiela Bayhon is performing in a theatre play with aristocrats watching her. Together with her is Jeannie Barrera (bass), and MJ Gain Inocencio on Soprano. Among the audience are Jonalyn Bobis, Elmie Aranzado, Jonalyn Arciga, Michelle Jinio, and Jingjing Boluso – the shareholders of Smart Telecom. Janine Latosa, Dailyn Dizon, Jenelyn Serrano, Milde Batoliño, Rosie Degala, Rohairah Lucman, Floressa Rabino, Jonalyn Fulgar, Mary Grace dela Cruz, Cezarina Fermalino and Melissa Patrona are one of them, the girls who made bank in Fashion Industry.

Is it Dirty Dancing Season 1187? OMG! Artlannete Alcorano is the contestant to beat.

Music!

The biggest Boy band in the country, fans drooling over them. Reshia Bunda on the vocals, Joe Peter Calzado on the drums and Jim Ryan Barranda on the lead guitar.

Hey, am I seeing myself? Everyone is so eager to get my attention, they keep on calling me. Then Darkness. Light – I mean Flashlight?

“Ma’am, overstaying ka na, isasara na po ang iMax”.

 

By Tiffany Belalo

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